The Never-Ending Story

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    Post  Troopa D on Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:37 pm

    ...cream cheese and then started to cover himself with the cream cheese because...
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    Re: The Never-Ending Story

    Post  Denal on Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:41 pm

    ...he saw a hot chick who seeemed to be attracted to him, but then the hot chick started to...
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    Post  Darman on Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:43 pm

    ...take out a gun and proceeded to tell people to get on the ground so she could...
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    Post  Denal on Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:47 pm

    ...get to her true love, which is...
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    Post  Shock Trooper on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:42 am

    ...Kevin The Chuncky Salsa Man!! He decided to run up to her and...
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    Post  Troopa D on Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:39 am

    ...push the gun out of her hand and grab her roughly and cornered her against a wall as he...
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    Post  Shock Trooper on Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:41 am

    ..Ran away laughing thinking that Troopa D thought he was gonna do something bad to...
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    Post  Troopa D on Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:46 am

    ...the hot chick so Troopa D did it instead he didn't see where he was going and ran off a cliff in his confusion and...
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    Post  Darman on Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:06 am

    ...Got speared on a rock like in those Dane Cook videos, the police thought it was murder...

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    ...But actually he didn't die, his body was replaced by mechanical parts so he...
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    Post  Shock Trooper on Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:08 am

    ...Became evile Again and attacked...




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    Post  Darman on Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:09 am

    ...Area 51 but they had to many missiles so he jumped into a...
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    Post  CaptainLock on Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:59 am

    ...Wheelbarow and sailed across the...

    yes a wheelbarow Laughing
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    Post  Troopa D on Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:49 pm

    ...Atlantic Ocean and was welcomed in Europe by a bunch of weird looking people called...
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    Post  CaptainLock on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:05 pm

    ...The tatatitluchiltingli tribe who put kevin in a cooking pot and started to...
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    Post  Troopa D on Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:45 pm

    ...skin him after he was boiled in the pot for approximately 12.8 hours and then they took him out but he was still alive what a beast as he went on a rampage and killed a few of the tribesmen (remember he has no skin on Eww)...
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    Post  Darman on Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:33 pm

    ...So some passing tourists thought he was in a terminator custom trying to promote a new movie so they try to get a picture with him but....
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    Post  Troopa D on Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:41 pm

    ...he pulled out a mega chaingun and started spinning around and firing it all over the place...
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    Post  Shock Trooper on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:01 pm

    ..until he fell over and died for real. His brother Steve the Chunky Salsa Man ate a popsicle and went...
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    Post  Darman on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:02 am

    ...To his brothers grave who rose out and stabbed him, he then proceeded to retrieve his chain gun until the...
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    Post  Troopa D on Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:46 am

    ...rooster cackled at 8 in the morning... (yes, another 8 reference!)
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    Post  Darman on Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:42 am

    ...So he got his chain gun a shot the rooster but had a stroke from a reference to the 8 joke so he was rushed to the hospital were he...
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    Re: The Never-Ending Story

    Post  Darman on Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:00 am

    I Apologize for the Double post but here is the complete story of Kevins adventures up to this post, now get ready to read the most messed up story on the internet.

    Kevin the Chunky Salsa Man walked down the lonely path towards the Ice cream shop. He then bought a vanilla chocolate swirl, but he then saw something in his ice cream It looked like a large red...something.It was then he realized it was a large platypus, and it was growing! He dropped the ice cream immediately and went to the bathroom to relieve himself. He ran out and looked at the shopkeeper and yelled, "I am an Asian Princess that likes chicken nuggets!" He then .threw vegetables at Kevin who Flipped em' off with his pinky finger which was covered in taco sauce. He then ran around the streets wearing Nothing. So he stops by a store to pick up Some pencils. Kevin was planning to through pencils at the cat's, but did not have them. Once he found a cat to through pencils at, the cat ran over to the cat but accidently ealized he ran over himself He realized he ran of the back-end of himself. Kevin started to pet the cat's butt, but then He got Abducted by ALIENS!!! who tortured him and threw him out of the ship he fell in a can of beans and and eat them all up Then he saw a hot chick. Who Got eaten by a zebra that Was satisfied with his stripes but, he couldn't figure whether he was Phillip the gas tank! Phil was having some troube with the Doohicky on the thingy-mcbobber which kevin leapt over in his nakedness while he was still wearing clothes! He decided to take a break and eat some Electronics, so he then jumped into a hot tub and Saw a spider so he Jumped in a vat of acid He burned until his body had burned away and there was only a smilie face left Thankfully the doctors saved him just in time and gave him a bionic suit Which made him completely evil so he dominated earth and ate cake then he traveled back in time into a computer where he found Brick Ark and changed all the avatars to halo becuase he's evil then he took over the whole of CABG and ate all of it and got really fat. Then Tac exploded out of his stomach and as Tac popped out, he jumped with Amazing force causing bricks to spew a hobo from the depths of the the CABG that is known as MuffinHobo who died when he ate a muffin and laughed uncontrollably until he touched his belly button and and blew something up that was a bley piece so Tac got Out and went mad so he brought out a A flaming jug of water. But then the red platypus came back! The platypus was now 62 feet tall and had a big jet pack. So Kevin threw the jug at is. He then proceeded to wonder why he legally changed his name from Tac to Kevin and ate spaghetti through his nose while doing it Anyway, on a tricycle. Afterward Kevin and Tac fought the giant platypus. Tac used his bley powers, but it wasn't strong enough. Then Kevin suddenly pulled out an RPG-7. He shot rockets at the platypus. The monster fell to the ground in pain. The platypus began to admit hat it used to be an icecream man who ate children which explains the disappearance of several missing children in the area a few months ago when a massive hurricane swept over the area. Then bacon came out of the platypus' nose as he Awkwardly vomited the children that he had eaten because he thought they needed a bath after they Almost killed every one on earth and Blew up the death star. They then started to make their mothers cookies, but that's when when they shot everyone with the cookies and then the cookies exploded into 1 million crumbs that morphed into watts so there were 1 million watts of power so they could use recharge their I-Pod. After then they went to Dutch's house to take the test he took for four hours but then they got all sweaty from being in the heat and passed out. When they woke up, they realized they were in the middle of a war zone with bullets flying around their heads. Picking of the armor and weapons of a dead soldier they began to rain hell on to every one they saw. Later that day Kevin lost too much chunky salsa when a(n)...attacked them... with a banana and then he opened it and gave it to Dutch to eat (Eww...) Who ate it with pleasure with a side of cream cheese and then started to cover himself with the cream cheese because he saw a hot chick who seeemed to be attracted to him, but then the hot chick started to take out a gun and proceeded to tell people to get on the ground so she could get to her true love, which is Kevin The Chuncky Salsa Man!! He decided to run up to her and push the gun out of her hand and grab her roughly and cornered her against a wall as he Ran away laughing thinking that Troopa D thought he was gonna do something bad to the hot chick so Troopa D did it instead he didn't see where he was going and ran off a cliff in his confusion and Got speared on a rock like in those Dane Cook videos, the police thought it was murder But actually he didn't die, his body was replaced by mechanical parts so he Became evile Again and attacked rea 51 but they had to many missiles so he jumped into a Wheelbarow and sailed across the Atlantic Ocean and was welcomed in Europe by a bunch of weird looking people called The tatatitluchiltingli tribe who put kevin in a cooking pot and started to skin him after he was boiled in the pot for approximately 12.8 hours and then they took him out but he was still alive what a beast as he went on a rampage and killed a few of the tribesmen (remember he has no skin on Eww) So some passing tourists thought he was in a terminator custom trying to promote a new movie so they try to get a picture with him but he pulled out a mega chaingun and started spinning around and firing it all over the place until he fell over and died for real. His brother Steve the Chunky Salsa Man ate a popsicle and went To his brothers grave who rose out and stabbed him, he then proceeded to retrieve his chain gun until the rooster cackled at 8 in the morning So he got his chain gun a shot the rooster but had a stroke from a reference to the 8 joke so he was rushed to the hospital were he
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    Re: The Never-Ending Story

    Post  CaptainLock on Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:54 pm

    ...Realised he was still wearing absolutely nothing and started to shout I am an asian princess who likes chicken nuggets...
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    Post  Troopa D on Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:20 pm

    ...and fell in love with CaptainLock who then decided he loved him too and...
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    Post  CaptainLock on Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:54 pm

    ...Then captainlock screamed and ran away screaming I am not gay ! just then kevin ...

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