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Custom 333- C4 is my cousin
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CaptainLock- Posts : 894
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I was thinking about making one of these joke threads.
Custom 333- C4 is my cousin
Posts : 2277
Join date : 2010-04-05
Location : Here, duh. What'd you think?
Too late! 
Joke to start with:
After the hunchback died, the cathedral needed a new bell ringer. None of the people who signed up could ring the bell loud enough. Finally, another hunchback shows up, and asks for the job. They notice that he has no arms, and ask how he rings the bell. "Watch!" he says, and runs at the bell, and rams right into it, making it ring the loudest ever, and a big crowd gathers. He gets knocked out though, and falls to the ground. "Who was he?", the crowd asks.
"I don't know, but his face sure rings a bell."
Joke to start with:
After the hunchback died, the cathedral needed a new bell ringer. None of the people who signed up could ring the bell loud enough. Finally, another hunchback shows up, and asks for the job. They notice that he has no arms, and ask how he rings the bell. "Watch!" he says, and runs at the bell, and rams right into it, making it ring the loudest ever, and a big crowd gathers. He gets knocked out though, and falls to the ground. "Who was he?", the crowd asks.
"I don't know, but his face sure rings a bell."
Dutch
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Dirty Joke.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
CaptainLock- Posts : 894
Join date : 2010-04-08
Location : England
A lady visits an art gallery and says to what she thinks is a painting "what an ugly picture" then the manager comes and says " that is actually a mirror madam"
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