Zombie Plans.

You've all seen videos and websites about Zombie Plans and other such related things. I was curious what would your guys Zombie Plans would be.

Stay in a church ( I have what looks like a really secure church around me) and go to the grocery shop across the street to get supplies during the day. By night, I'll camp (you know, "camping") on the stairwell and balcony with my hockey stick and kitchen knife and stay there 'till I find a gun.....

Become one of them and give up.

I'd grad my father Winchester can kill all those sons of *****!

Get all the supplies I can, and head to Utah.

Hazard with a Glove wrote:Get all the supplies I can, and head to Utah.

And live with me, and teach me the will to not give up the fight against the zombie horde...?

No, i would try and find a submarine and live inside the salt lake.

Hazard with a Glove wrote:No, i would try and find a submarine and live inside the salt lake.

But what about me?

Come to Arizona and life with me.

Together we'll fight off the zombies.

WHO THE 'ELL PUT THIS ON?!

It's on random!

I would rob NASA get all the suplies I could and go into space with some good freinds.

I see to Lack my own Zombie Plan here... personally I would go raid a gun shop (With my neighbors trusty chain-saw which I "Borrowed" when the Zombie Apocalypse was reported on the news). Stock up on Ammo and guns and head to the local Costco. I would drag supply's up the roof and use some wood from the Home Depot (Only a block away) to construct a decent shelter. I would then wait for rescue or attempt a escape to Alaska once I obtain a Humvee from a nearby military base, chain gun to the rescue.

I would make a truce with the zombies: They don't eat me, I make more zombie customs.

For real though, I'd probably just get a really good sword and make zombie halves.

Zombies can't climb... Stock up my 2nd story of my house and destroy the stairs...

TK-421 wrote:Zombies can't climb... Stock up my 2nd story of my house and destroy the stairs...

That depends on the type of zombies your talking about.

Left 4 Dead ones CAN climb.

Vodo/Old Movie ones CAN'T climb.

I am legend ones CAN climb.

Rage Zombies (28 Days later) CAN climb.

Pretty much the only ones that can't climb are the ones that are in crappy movies and games. Since were going to assume a Zombie Apocalypse would be started by us as some rage virus or a cure of something then we can assume they can climb.

Yeah... I can't see how a Zombie plague could be started by some film-maker's retardation.

I would go gather up my trustly belongling(My laptop, Xbox 360, cell phone). The I would go raid the local gunshop. Load up on stock. Then I'm gonna hijack some old guys truck. I give the guy an m-9 so he can face zombies too. Then I drive off to some abandoned town and set up a fort in an old house. I make an escape plot just in case my fort gets breached. Then I drive back to the populated city, and get a second load of supplies, and some trusty friends. Then I go to Subway, and steal more than half of their stock. Once the truck is full, I go back to my fort and get everything in position, tell everybody the plans (escape plan, what to do when zombies arrive, ect), and wait.

The escape plan is very thought out since there's a tunnel that leads to an outside forest out in the back, which leads to a river. By the river, I have a supply crate for me and my three friends just in case we get ran out of the house. We shoot the lock off the crate. Grab the extra ammo, and a spare weapon (That adds up to two, since if we get chased out we all run out with a single gun) and go across the river. Across the river, the truck is sitting there waiting for us. In the truck is even more ammo, gun, food, etc...

That's my "Dream" Zombie plan.

Custom 333 wrote:Yeah... I can't see how a Zombie plague could be started by some film-maker's retardation.

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU, CUSTOM!!!

Whadya mean? Night of the Living Dead started a revolution of scary. Quoting Roger Ebert:

The kids in the audience were stunned. There was almost complete silence. The movie had stopped being delightfully scary about halfway through, and had become unexpectedly terrifying. There was a little girl across the aisle from me, maybe nine years old, who was sitting very still in her seat and crying... It's hard to remember what sort of effect this movie might have had on you when you were six or seven. But try to remember. At that age, kids take the events on the screen seriously, and they identify fiercely with the hero. When the hero is killed, that's not an unhappy ending but a tragic one: Nobody got out alive. It's just over, that's all.

I would probably die.

but seriously I would try to get as north as possible. The fewer people means the fewer zombies. Also I would become strictly raw to bolster my immune system.
~Insectoid Aristocrat

Here is my second plan.

Gather everything of use in my home. Whether it be food to weapon to entertainment. There will not be things like internet or electricity once the apocalypse has begun, so gaming consoles or computers will just be dead wait. Then I get my families Truck, store all the supplies in there. I will then try and find my Mom's gun (she has one, hidden somewhere in the house). After that, I gather all my friends or anyone at my school who isn't a **** and tell them to get everything they can for supplies at their homes. We all then hot wire cars (I know someone who can do it), put all the supplies on trucks/cars and we go on as a convoy towards North Dakota. Once theere we set up a town/fort to protect us from the swarms. We continue to live there until the hordes all die from lack of food.

YG-49 wrote:

Custom 333 wrote:Yeah... I can't see how a Zombie plague could be started by some film-maker's retardation.

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU, CUSTOM!!!

Whadya mean? Night of the Living Dead started a revolution of scary.

But it's still not real. Real zombies would be able to climb. (Unless they had no arms!)

Sorry for bumping.

You guys have a great imagination.

This is never gonna happen.

I would punch them in the face, since all they are are bones, and dead skin, they wouldn't make it very far. The dead skin would brake easily, and bones can't move without muscles.

Spin kick.

Tag my parents into the fight. How many zombies could there be? I would also band together with my freinds.