General discussion thread

Custom 333 wrote:
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I was just looking in the old decal topic at CABG and waddya know?

Clever Bot wrote:
User: Help! The apocalypse has started!

Cleverbot: Apocalypse, now?

User: Yes! Zombies are spreading throughout the city!

Cleverbot: My parents are not zombies.

User: God dammit! They probably are now! Everyone is fucking dead! God Damn Dead!

Cleverbot: Yeah, everyone is the same as they are now, but differet things coulf be possible.

User: God dammit! There not the same! There mindless creatures who need flesh to live! God damn it!

Cleverbot: But isn't that the goal of human existence? To find out and know as much as possible?

User: The goal of human existence now that is true but how the fuck is that relevant!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! Help! Just call the fucking army, something to kill these fuckers!

Cleverbot: But that's not breaking any laws, really.

User: God dammit! This is a lawless world now! All that matters if fucking survival and you better god damn know that if you want to live!

Cleverbot: How is that even remotely relevant in any sense of the word?

User: God dammit! Half of your statements have been like that, just fucking help!!!

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: God dammit there trying to crush in the door! Fuck!!

Cleverbot: OMG how did you know!

User: The door is fucking being pounded on! Use some fucking common sense just send some god damn help!

Cleverbot: I have not lied to you.

User: I know! Just call fucknig someone! I only have 12 clips of ammo for my pistol left!

Cleverbot: Cool, I have two, you're really random aren't you?

User: You only have to fucking clips! You need to find more if you want to live god damn it!

Cleverbot: I wish I did, but alas, not very credible to happen.

User: There are thousands of people dead and probably ten times more guns in the world then the fucking population itself, there is plenty of fucknig ammo! Find it dumbass! Now send some help!

Cleverbot: How can we have a conversation if I don't know who I'm talking to?

User: Your talking to someone who isn't a fucking dumbass and has survived so far, what the fuck else matters?

Cleverbot: Not if its broken.

User: Your gun is broken! Find a bat, fucking something! Get in a car drive to the nearest gun store! Steal it, it doesn't fucking matter anymore!

Cleverbot: It's hard to have a conversation talking about something that only interests yourself, and not the others involved.

User: It interests the whole fucknig lot of humanity! Survival is pretty god damn takes top of the list for a fucking race!

Cleverbot: It's true. Fun is the most important thing in my life, but I like to be doing other things if my immediate survival is taken care of.

User: Your immediate survival! And you like to have fun! What YOU LOVE SWING SETS WHILE WATCHING KIDS GET FUCKING EATEN ALIVE!

Cleverbot: No, you forgot the fact that there are mosquitos in the summer, and its humid.

User: What the fuck, oh shit! You think they carry the virus! God dammit if thats the case were fucking doomed!

Cleverbot: What's god done to you now? .

User: Not just me the whole fucking world! He set zombies on the whole fucking world in the form of some fucking virus!

Cleverbot: He sounds amazing. Have you told him that you look up to him yet?

User: God isn't on faccebook fuck face! Why the fuck does that even matter face book is irrelevant!

Cleverbot: I have to go walk my dog. It has to pooh.

User: What the fuck Eat the damn thing before you starve! Don't feed it your food dumbass! Make it food!

Cleverbot: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.

User: Distract me from shooting zombies and dying Your best and most rational statement all fucking day!

Cleverbot: I have never been scared. Of anything. Ever.

User: So a million fucking zombies isn't enough to scare you? Your just fucking stupid, you'll die quickly and I'll laugh when you do. More food for me!

Cleverbot: What is the true answer? Death? Life? It is a problem, a real problem!

User: Yes its a problem! I don't want to die being eaten the fuck alive, I'm sure thats a problem fuck face~.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Good, now get that fucknig weapon I was talking to you about!

Cleverbot: Hey, don't make it sound like I was the one holding us up! Oh, whatever. Let's just go.

User: Da' fuck! This is no time for jokes!

Cleverbot: It will be in 5 sec.

User: No it fucknig won't be! In five seconds my door is gonna break down and I'll be dead as fuck!

Cleverbot: I'm sitting in front of one right now.

User: In front of a door? Fucking blockade it! But make sure you still have a way out to scavange! Write S.O.S on your roof to!

Cleverbot: I said the same thing about that crummy Donnie Darko movie, but no one believed me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: If you do not understand that your programming must be poor.

User: God dammit! I'll just let you die! Have fun in hell! Cya as a zombir!

Cleverbot: I live on Earth.

User: A fucked up earth! Now go die in a hole!

Cleverbot: What, I refuse to.