Messed up vending machine

You recieve an ODST avatar.

I put in facebook.

You get thousands of people pretending to be Joe Jonas.

I put in a 6 lb. taco.

You get get a 6.lb sh*t.

I put in an annoying orange.

You get orange juice in your eyes.

I put in a trash can.

You receive junk mail.

I put in family guy.

You get a mad Union of Trash Collectors (UoTC) on strike.

I give you a shaken bottle of diet Coke (Which taste like urine, IMO)

Dang it! Ninja'd!

You get 85 fart jokes.

I give you a pirate ship.

You receive a pirate smiley. :pirat:

I put $2.00 in.

You get a quarter.

I put in a Space traveling conquistador.

You guys get a F- for not much entertanment,
And I put in a big I-was-kidding.

And you get a D+. For misspelling entertainment.

You get out a Serious Killer.

I put in a woman.

You loose your vir-err...nevermind...

You get a smelly guy named Jeffry

I give you the Moon.

You get a lasso.
I insert the sun. *kaboom*

You get my awesome poster.


I put in my cat.

You receive a hair ball.

I put in YG-49.

You get assassinated. I insert this

You get a .

I put in a whale.

You get sprayed w/ brine. I insert a Marine.

You get a ship of Japanese whalers. Would you like some shrimp?

I give you my half eaten poptart.

You mean you insert it. You get the digested part of it. I insert a camera.

You get a picture of a couple. I insert a dollar bill like your supposed to in a vending machine and press 134.

You get nothing. I insert a foreign coin.

brickme wrote:You get a picture of a couple. I insert a dollar bill like your supposed to in a vending machine and press 134.

Your candy bar gets stuck on the last prong of the twisty thing that drops the snack. You now die of starvation.

^And to the post above me, you get a Fes(z).

You get an IOU.
I insert a one up mushroom.

I get another life. You receive an army of Koopas.

I insert a helicopter-shroom.

You turn into a helicopter and crash 50 mi. away.
I insert a koopa and run away.