The Never-Ending Story

I would like to start a game.

I say a sentence or two and then the next person writes another sentence extending the story. Here is the beginning:


Kevin the Chunky Salsa Man walked down the lonely path towards the...


Next person continue with whatever you want! (...Town Hall. He was feeling lonely)

...Ice cream shop. He then bought a vanilla chocolate swirl, but he then saw something in his ice cream....

...It looked like a large red...something.It was then he realized it was a...

...large platypus, and it was growing! He dropped the ice cream immediately and went to...

...the bathroom to relieve himself. He ran out and looked at the shopkeeper and yelled,"...

..."I am an Asian Princess that likes chicken nuggets!" He then...

..threw vegetables at Kevin who...

...Flipped em' off with his pinky finger which was covered in taco sauce. He then ran around the streets wearing...

..Nothing. So he stops by a store to pick up..

...Some pencils. Kevin was planning to through pencils at the cat's, but did not have them. Once he found a cat to through pencils at, the cat...

ran over to the cat but accidently...

...realized he ran over himself...

...THE END!

He realized he ran of the back-end of himself.

Kevin started to pet the cat's butt, but then...

... He got Abducted by...

...ALIENS!!!!...




That's an interjection, not a sentence.


I'm just messin' with ya.

...who tortured him and threw him out of the ship ...

...he fell in a can of beans and...

...and eat them all up...

Then he saw a hot chick. Who...

... Got eaten by a zebra that...

...Was satisfied with his stripes...

but, he couldn't figure whether he was....

...Phillip the gas tank! Phil was having some troube with the...

...Doohicky on the thingy-mcbobber which kevin leapt over in his nakedness...