Brick Apocalypse.

1. Thanks for clearing things up.
2. Try to include all active members.

I'll try to in the next edition, but don't rush me or you might end up being the dead guy.. >.< <.<.

Edit: And the dead is revealed.

Denals funeral was today, since we were weren't able to cover the body we just made a head stone. Some of us just can't come to terms with it, they have to realize he is fucking dead and nothing we can do will bring him back. Nothing at fucking all, no magical potion, or fucking majestic words will bring him back. My only regret was not being able to get the body, we fled like the fucking cowards we are. We are fucking pathetic, but he will be remembered for as long as any of us take a breath.

In case you didn't notice I updated my last post. ^

I'm feeling generous today.

Dutch was shot, nothing mortal but enough to make him completely useless. The fool, it was easier enough to spot the glint of the scope but we couldn't warn him or we would have given away our positions. It didn't help he was popping out of cover way to often either. One of these days his fucking stupidity will get himself killed or one of us killed, I hate to call him "Leader". To be honest I'm not sure he'll live even if he wasn't shot in any vital areas. What with modern medicine being so few now adays it is easy to get a simply scratch infected and be dead within the week. Perhaps our group would be better off with him gone...

Can we hang the mutineer Darman in the next episode?

Maybe I'll just have to hang you, . lol

I would like to be in the next episode without dying, if possible.

Sorry Custom I completely forgot about you.

I love your little stories, but do you need to use the F word so many times?

Why how rude of you. Fuck is one of the magnificent words in the english language, it can be so many things and has so many meanings and uses.

Yea.

Here is a better explanation of the wonders of the word "Fuck" from Monty Python.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

Video Version:

I have new bound respect for the word.

(Sorry about before Darman)

Random Guy 88 wrote:I have new bound respect for the word.

(Sorry about before Darman)

lol

Thanks for teaching me all that... Stuff Darman

Darman wrote:Maybe I'll just have to hang you, . lol

Funny that you said that, because in a MOC I never posted, Custom accidently hangs himself with his cape while he was sliding down a very inclined greeble hill.

No joke.

Good thing you never posted it!

The video is very education.

:O I think my death calls for a "Darth Vader No".

Not really.

I agree Dutch, in fact its so educational they should get Monty Python at schools to teach sex educations.

This is my attempt at a first person perspective instead of a journal, its harder but its good practice. It may be very painful to read due to the fact it is so amateur but its a start

A throbbing,a dull throb. What the hell? Were the fuck am I? I started to pull myself up but a searing pain went through my chest, I slumped back down in defeat. God dammit that hurts. I slowly turned my head to take in my surroundings. A rugged wall faced me, pitted with bullet holes and a long chain extended on the top. This looks like base. but it wasn't, above the chain was another wall, a smooth man made stone, as sub way? Who the hell builds a wall in a fucking sub way? Once again I attempted to pull myself, ignoring the pain I brought my head level to the wall, to see pure fucking chaos. Blood was splattered every were, bodies littered the floor like the devil himself was spinning around taking a shit.

(End Italics, didn't look so well with 'em)
What in the fuck happened here. I thought. Who brought me here, in fact were the fuck is here? I've got to find a weapon of some kind. I grabbed a pit in the wall to try to stand up, trying to think of everything but the pain. It was to much, I slowly fell down and everything turned black.

Wait, Denal is alive! Is it to good to be true? Did the author go insane after writing this horrible perspective that he decided to trick is viewers? Is this proof enough I can't write first person or whatever person this is for shit? If it isn't, then your fucking insane. Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel.

Darman wrote:Wait, Denal is alive! Is it to good to be true? Did the author go insane after writing this horrible perspective that he decided to trick is viewers? Is this proof enough I can't write first person or whatever person this is for shit? If it isn't, then your fucking insane. Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel.

That, My friend, Made me lol

Thanks, I needed some form of text that didn't suck.

And here I thought you were Frakking up brickpocalypse.

Frakking? You have special permission to swear in this shitty topic.

(BTW the topic's fine, I just didn't know how else to fit in a swear)

Custom333 is right, this is a safe haven for us people who can't express ourselves without saying fuck, damn, or shit every other sentence.